Chapter 2
“When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick."
—George Burns
Even though I now resided in Tartarus with
Beelzebub, it was hard not to think of Limbo as home. I’d spent three hundred
years in the city, and even its flaws had a certain charm to them. The ancient,
rickety dock piers that were constantly being repaired. The nosy goddess
shopkeepers. The faerie-inhabited woods scattered along the coast.
These were the devils I knew, unlike the occasional
raining fire and brimstone smog that rolled in off the Styx near the manor in
Tartarus. The gritty, yellow aftermath stained the windows and clung to my
hellhounds’ fur like tar that stank of rotten eggs. I wasn’t sure I’d ever get
used to that—or the professional grooming bills that came after.
Still, it wasn’t as if I could just pick up and
move back to Limbo City. Not unless I wanted to live on my ship in the harbor
with my apprentices. Holly Spirit, my last landlord, would have been a terrible
reference even if my hounds hadn’t left their special mark on my former
condo at Holly House.
Ah, well. Thumbing my nose at that holier-than-thou
twat had been worth the pricey commute. And I still enjoyed an occasional night
out at Purgatory Lounge, or a shopping excursion with Ellen. Of course, it had
been several months since I’d last seen Grim’s former secretary. I could accept
half the blame for that.
Ellen hated harvesting souls. It was an acquired
taste, and she had a millennium of experience in an entirely different
occupation that she had enjoyed. I wasn’t the one who had vasectomized the
Throne of Eternity and put an end to the centennial addition of new reapers,
but Ellen accused me of being the catalyst for Grim going off the deep
end—which was fair—and so she considered me the responsible party for her
unsavory situation—which was totally not fair.
Whenever we spent time together, the conversation always
found its way around to my ties with Jenni Fang. When had I last spoken to her?
Did she seem overwhelmed with paperwork? Was her coffee mug full?
I didn’t have the heart to tell Ellen that Regina,
the nephilim who had replaced her at the front desk, was working out just fine.
I’d had my reservations about the winged newbie her first few months, but aside
from a handful of docket mix-ups, she’d managed to keep things in order at
Reapers Inc. for the past decade. She’d even collaborated with Warren and the
Fates on a new digital docket system.
The tablet interface required serious security
measures with facial recognition and duress lock-out codes. Though I was most
interested in the features that allowed me to shave half an hour off the
workday. The instant data transfer meant daily visits to the office were no
longer necessary.
Unfortunately, Warren couldn’t fix my busted scythe
without an in-person visit.
I shucked my work robe and parted ways with Kevin
and Eliza at the harbor, leaving them to deliver the day’s catch without me. Coin
travel was deactivated within the city. With no throne soul, there was no way
of changing that. The travel booths were still operational, but I opted to save
my money and walk.
I skipped the busy historic district down Morte
Avenue and took Council Street instead. As I neared the park, my gaze drew up,
taking in a pale crease slashed across the sky. The white lines spiderwebbed
over a smear of lilac marring the deeper evening blue. It looked like crinkled
paper, or maybe a wispy tangle of clouds.
For how little things had changed in Eternity since
the throne had been broken, the realm where Naledi and her Apparition Agency once
lived began decomposing almost immediately. The gaping hole Grim had ripped in
the sky wasn’t so much healing as it was filling in.
The pocket realm was disappearing. Fading from
existence. The travel booths no longer accepted it as a destination either.
Gabriel and Maalik had attempted to enter from above, but there’d been nothing
to see. No ground to land upon. Ten years later, this faded crease in the sky
was all that remained of the throne realm.
Nostalgia stabbed at my heart as my gaze dropped to
the bronze statues and marble bench in the park below. Visiting the memorials
always drenched me in melancholy, but it also reminded me of how lucky I was.
Not just to be alive, but to have had Saul and Josie—and even Coreen—in my life
at all.
I shoved my hands into the pockets of my leather
jacket and headed on down Council Street, vowing to return for a proper visit soon.
Maybe I’d drag Kevin and Gabriel along, too. Or take the hounds for a run
around the city to enjoy the cooler air and clear my lungs of brimstone. My
Limbo City daydreaming was put on hold as I neared the entrance of Reapers Inc.
Warren still lived at Holly House, but he’d moved
his workshop to the seventy-first floor of the Reapers Inc. building, one floor
above the Nephilim Guard station. Which also happened to be two floors below
the Afterlife Council headquarters. Run-ins with council members never seemed
to go well for me, so I avoided them if at all possible. With the exception of
Meng Po, whom I visited at least once a month to have tea with her, Jai Ling,
and Jack.
A pair of reapers pushed through the double doors,
and I jerked to a stop, my heart lurching at the thought of bumping into Holly
or Cindy, Ridwan or Maalik. I wished like hell I had Morgan’s invisibility
necklace on me, but that would have been a cowardly misuse of the relic. Not to
mention the questions it would raise if the security footage was reviewed. I
didn’t need to give the council a reason to take anything else away from me.
I sucked in a deep a breath and darted inside the
building, avoiding making eye contact with anyone on my way to the elevators. I
lucked out and slipped in with a pair of nephilim as the doors to their lift
began sliding shut.
“Seventy-fifth floor?” the taller of the two asked,
his wings shuddering as he gave me a once-over, taking in the dark hair and
pale complexion that marked me as a reaper.
“Seventy-first, please.” I patted the sheath
fastened to my hip, making sure it was still there.
The nephilim nodded and pressed the button for the
correct floor. The button for the sixty-ninth was already lit on the panel,
which could only mean they were new trainees for the Guard.
Jenni Fang’s solution to the hellcats plaguing the
mortal side was to send the Nephilim Guard out to investigate and round up any
strays reported on harvests. The problem had become severe enough that the latest
digital docket upgrade included an automatic incident report feature, but it
was spreading the Guard too thin. They’d had to up their recruiting efforts and
offer sign-on bonuses.
The elevator paused to let its feathered passengers
off before continuing upward, and I heaved a sigh of relief when it reached my
destination without stopping to collect anyone new. Part of me resented the
anxiety I managed to carry around all these years later. I feared I would
always be making a conscious effort to stay out of everyone’s way in this city.
No matter my accomplishments. It couldn’t be helped.
“Well, well, well,” Warren greeted me in the lobby
of his armory. A blacksmith apron hung around his neck, protecting the green
plaid flannel and khakis he wore beneath. “We meet again, my old foe,” he said
in a playful, craggy voice. “What have you broken this time?”
“It wasn’t my fault—this hellcat was extra feisty,”
I explained before unhooking the sheathed scythe. Warren heaved an annoyed sigh
as he accepted it from me.
“These were supposed to be for emergencies only, to
keep unruly souls in line. Their design is more for show than battle.”
“It was an emergency!” I insisted. “I could
have lost a soul.”
“Lana.” He pressed his lips together. “This is
like, the tenth one you’ve either broken or lost.”
“That last one was defective.” My chest puffed out
defensively, and I jabbed a finger at my face. “It nearly put my eye out!”
“That’s only because you tried to fold it up with a
mangled blade.”
“I’ve worked with butterknives more durable.”
Warren bristled and turned away from me. “You’re
lucky I like you.” He pressed the telescoping button on the holster that
doubled as the scythe’s grip once it was extended. The shaft unfolded as
expected, clicking softly as each piece aligned with the last. Until it reached
the very end.
The hooked blade was thin and flexible. It had to
be so it would fit inside the cylindrical sheath. And though it was sharper
than hell, it was flimsy. As evident by the way the blade at the end of my
scythe dangled haphazardly, creaking out a pitiful tale of abuse.
“The hinge is busted,” Warren snapped. “What’d you
do, step on it again?”
“No.” I flushed, recalling my first mishap with the
gadget. “I told you, there was a hellcat. The blade got stuck behind the beast’s
eye socket.”
“Uh huh.” Warren sighed and fingered the loose
joint that required repair. “I’ll have Lindy fix this up by Friday. Can I trust
you with a loaner in the meantime?”
“Of course.” I gave him a tight smile that he
returned with a grimace.
“Yup,” he said, wings twitching. “You’re so
lucky I like you.”
“I am, aren’t I?”
“Come on, then.” Warren waved his free arm,
directing me to follow him down a side hallway off the lobby. There was no
front desk or secretary, but he did have three employees to help make and
repair his weapons and gadgets now.
If ever there were a rags-to-riches story among Warren’s
kind, it was his. His arsenal continued to evolve in leaps and bounds, from a
trunk that had served as his coffee table in a rundown basement apartment, to a
spare bedroom in his condo at Holly House, and now to an entire floor in a skyscraper.
I couldn’t help but feel a twinge of pride for
having played a part in his rise to fame and fortune. For all the grief I’d
caused Warren since, I knew he still held me in high esteem. Clearly, if
he was willing to loan me a scythe after the way mine looked.
“How’s the soul gauntlet litigation going?” I asked
as we curled around a corner and paused at a locked door. Warren groaned. It
was a touchy subject, but I was curious.
“The Afterlife Council declined the latest model.
Now they want me to integrate it with the digital dockets so that the cuff will
only accept approved souls. They’re worried about the damage a soul poacher
might do if they get ahold of one.”
“Sure they are.” I scoffed. The Afterlife Council had
too much time on their hands with no throne or soul matter to squabble over. So
now they had to find other ways to validate their position and pay—even if that
was just being a pain in everyone else’s ass. It seemed those closest to me had
suffered the most. Like Warren. But he wasn’t letting it slow him down by much.
He pressed his hand to a screen beside the door we’d
stopped at and leaned forward so a laser on a second panel could scan his eyes.
It felt like overkill, but he was harboring quite a lethal collection.
“Passcode,” a computerized voice demanded.
“Hairy cherub,” Warren answered. A second later,
the lock released, and the door popped open.
I snorted. “Some password.”
“It’s not, actually.” Warren grinned. “I can say
anything I like. The computer is simply measuring the pitch and tone of my voice
to determine if I’m being coerced.”
“Fancy.”
“The door will still open, mind you. For five
seconds. Then it will lock again, trapping anyone inside, and the Guard will be
alerted.”
I gave the threshold a cautious glance as I
followed him inside the room, hoping the system hadn’t detected the anxiety my
heavy-handedness surely caused Warren. I was glad he hadn’t entered his
techno-security phase until after I’d helped Tasha Henry escape. I was
sure they were making good use of this new skillset of his at the Nephilim
Guard headquarters, too.
The overhead lights were muted by the black interior
of the room. Square shelves filled with scythe sheaths and loose shaft pieces
outlined blade-laden pegboards. The opposite wall held bins of hardware and
tools for assembling. Only a narrow stack of shelves on the far wall held finished
product.
Warren deposited my busted weapon on a
stainless-steel table that stretched the length of the room and fetched a new
scythe before turning back to me. “Here we go,” he said, pulling it out of my
reach as I grasped for it. “Take it easy on this one, yeah?”
“Oh, for sure.” I squeaked out a nervous laugh, and
he reluctantly handed over the scythe. I was extra delicate while fastening it
to my belt. “See? Safe and sound.”
“Uh huh.” Warren’s shoulders sagged. Maybe he liked
me, but that didn’t mean he was confident in my ability not to break his
precious creations.
“It’s only for a few days, right?” I offered,
trying to soothe his concern. “I probably won’t even need to use it.”
“Uh huh.” A feather shook loose from his wings.
Great, he was already molting on me.
We retraced our steps to the lobby, where I thanked
him again before pressing the button for an elevator. I was ready to get out of
there and head back to the harbor where I could coin home and share a bottle of
wine with my demon.
And I would have done just that, if Jenni Fang hadn’t been waiting for me when the elevator doors slid open.
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